chrisw77's Journal, 25 Aug 22

So, this one's for DP and Diablo.

Because I'm always being accused of being overly fair-skinned (a fact I'd not noticed until I was riding my bike at night in shorts and oncoming traffic kept flashing their high beams at me) by a select few individuals on FS, I began fake tanning to achieve a sunkissed tone without triggering my genetic predisposition of melanoma .

Well, part of the process is to wear loose clothing to bed so as not to ruin the lotion as it works it's magic. The tan is looking awesome each week, so yaay there.

Now, all that said, I went to Goodwill to buy some cheap shirt and pants to save my sheets and came out with these Golden Girls pajamas and a ridiculous shirt.

And yes, Twinkie coffee is a thing. I don't know why it says "artificially flavored".... I mean it's made with real Twinkies I'd think 🤔

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4148 kcal

Fat: 114.19g | Prot: 224.40g | Carbs: 538.23g.   Breakfast: Blue Diamond Almond Breeze Vanilla Milk, Great Value Deli Sliced Rotisserie Seasoned Chicken Breast, Borden Fat Free American Cheese Singles, Kraft Mayo Real Mayonnaise, Great Value Stone Ground Mustard, Nature's Pride Country Potato Bread, Dannon Light & Fit Greek Yogurt - Vanilla (150g), Hunt's 100% Natural Tomato Ketchup, Better'n Eggs Better'n Eggs, Cream of Wheat Maple Brown Sugar Instant Hot Cereal, Sugar, Coffee-Mate Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, Coffee (Brewed From Grounds). Lunch: Hostess Twinkies Iced Latte, Gatorade Pre-workout, Smucker's Strawberry Jam, Skippy Natural Creamy Peanut Butter, Nature's Pride Country Potato Bread. Dinner: Vlasic Bread & Butter Pickles, Great Value Deli Sliced Rotisserie Seasoned Chicken Breast, Foster Farms Oven Roasted Turkey Breast (28g), Fairlife High Protein Vanilla, Blue Bunny Cherrific Cheesecake, Blue Diamond Almond Breeze Vanilla Milk, LaBrea Bakery Sourdough Batard, Stouffer's Lasagna Italiano (Family Size), Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard 100% Casein - Creamy Vanilla, Borden Fat Free American Cheese Singles, Kraft Mayo Real Mayonnaise, Great Value Stone Ground Mustard. Supper: Multivitamins. more...

2383 kcal

Exercise: Showering - 15 minutes, Sleeping - 7 hours, Sitting - 7 hours, Driving - 1 hour, Cooking - 15 minutes, Housework - 30 minutes, Resting - 8 hours. more...