ObeseToBeast123's Journal, 21 Oct 23

Got out my supplies and started todays round of toast testing. Ive been wondering have we gotten it all wrong with the innovations in toastology and the luxuries of modern appliances? So today I took a step back in time to the days of our ancestors and toasted my bread over the low and steady heat source of a candle.

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None of us will ever be able to look at a piece of toast again without a smile and a laugh thanks to OTB. 
21 Oct 23 by member: honeebuns
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Honeebuns is right!!!  
21 Oct 23 by member: wifey9707
Um, think I'll keep my toaster 😁 
21 Oct 23 by member: SherryeB
🤣reminds me of when I was younger and would "toast" marshmallows over a candle (scented).. tasted like whatever the candle was 🤮 
21 Oct 23 by member: Maggs7
honeebuns haha thanks don't tell anyone but this is all a ruse 🤫 I got an executive job working for big bread and I told them I knew a way to drum up some extra business.  
21 Oct 23 by member: ObeseToBeast123
LOL. Hubby loves that bread and we always keep 6 cartons of 18 eggs each on hand. 
21 Oct 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
I figured some shenanigans behind the scenes.  
21 Oct 23 by member: honeebuns
🤣🤣🤣 I've seen the disaster preparedness videos on how to turn a can of Crisco into a long burning candle for a heat source. You could set up one of those and keep the toasting going all day 🤣 
21 Oct 23 by member: writingwyo
I wonder if the toast tasted like the candle afterwards🤔 
21 Oct 23 by member: OmeletteMan
wifey9707 🤣 I've burned my way into all your memories as you eat your hopefully unburnt toast  
21 Oct 23 by member: ObeseToBeast123
SherryeB haha this was not my favorite method either 😅  
21 Oct 23 by member: ObeseToBeast123
Sounds as if someone has time to kill. And I’m so jealous! 
21 Oct 23 by member: Daddy Manatee
omg🤭 i❤️toast. 
21 Oct 23 by member: abdominaladiposedepotdestroyer
daddy Manatee 🤣 no time to kill this week was oncall worked 7 days with 33 hours overtime. it's that overtired creativity flowing through me right now ... is it 5 o'clock yet I really want to go home from work already 😫  
21 Oct 23 by member: ObeseToBeast123
Maggs7 🤣🤣 yeah that doesn't sound too great 🤣 
21 Oct 23 by member: ObeseToBeast123
MorticiaAddams you have all the materials for a remote toast tester position at otb labs !! I think tomorrow is going to be manifold toasting depending on the weather  
21 Oct 23 by member: ObeseToBeast123
writingwyo 🤣 so many possibilities  
21 Oct 23 by member: ObeseToBeast123
OmeletteMan it was unique but not candely lol 
21 Oct 23 by member: ObeseToBeast123
Man, you’re hilarious! Now off to have a piece of toast from the TOASTER.😆🤣 It’s 2023, what happened to the year 1999, and the space program? We’re not very advanced except for landing on a floating platform.🙃 
21 Oct 23 by member: Shrewdness
On call. Two words that strike fear and loathing into my heart. I am on call this weekend, already 11 trucks have called and they say they are working all day tomorrow. At least I am making enough to buy bread and eggs.  
21 Oct 23 by member: Daddy Manatee

     
 

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